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C'est La Vie

C'est La Vie

follovver:

people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted

Posted 1 day ago With 249,886 notes

modestmgmtofficial:

on chinese talk shows they always play popular songs in english and i don’t think they even know what they mean because i was watching one and this guy was telling the host how he’s dealing with drug overdose and his mother’s death and as he starts crying an acoustic version of what makes you beautiful started playing

Posted 5 days ago With 295 notes

vaginageorge:

making fun of other people’s appearance is so weak and it is never funny please behave

Posted 5 days ago With 12,251 notes

space-sass:

the-bookshelf-at-the-end:

When I say I want to read the book before seeing the movie, I don’t want brownie points or bragging rights. I want to be able to read the book with my imagined world and idea of the characters without the movie’s influence at least once. After you see the movie there’s always some part of it that sticks in your head for a long time and you lose the enjoyment of making it up yourself.

thank you so much for putting it into words

Posted 5 days ago With 98,503 notes

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

merdok1993:

newlips:

twirliest:

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

Nope

Sorry followers, things like this creep me out.

Posted 5 days ago With 1,499,171 notes

tragicthrills:

oh so when jack barakat invites himself to hang out with 5sos it’s “cute” and “adorable” but when do it it’s creepy and invasive

Posted 1 week ago With 7,165 notes

kamikazeworld:

fantasticsteve:

ohyousourwolf:

Why is it that evil villains always find poison to inject into their victims like just literally fill the syringe with air and just stick the needle between their toes or something. It’ll mimic a heart attack and the victim will die pretty quick and NO ONE WILL ASK MANY QUESTIONS BECAUSE IT’LL LOOK LIKE A HEART ATTACK

first of all how do you know this information i feel like the government doesnt want you to know that

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Posted 2 weeks ago With 184,560 notes

necrophilofthefuture:

i dont understand giveaways

like who the fuck just has an extra macbook 

Posted 2 weeks ago With 392,858 notes

ofbeinghonests:

I hate when I’m reading and then start thinking about stuff and before I know it I’m at the end of the page and have no recollection of what I just read

Posted 3 weeks ago With 58,747 notes

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