HOW TO MAKE A CUTE DRESS OUT OF SHORTS
put shorts on
put legs in one leg hole
pull up and on to shoulder
And here we have glitterweave sporting a beautiful Sunset Yellow
NEVER forget to accessorize
well one of us is going to have to change
THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER!!!
I really think
I’m winning this.
(Yoga pants do the trick)
i love that book the fault in our wallflowers
Remember when Tom Hiddleston’s hair was a pack of Mr. Noodles and he dressed like a 90’s sitcom kid and he was this cute kid
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS MAGIC MOJO SHIT HAPPENS AND THEN BAM
MR NOODLES TO OVARY KILLING HANDSOME “I’M A BRITISH GUY” MAN WITH AN ARMY OF FANGIRLS
WHO BLESSES MORE PEOPLE THAN THE POPE
Mr. Sexy Pudding Lover Norse God of Assholery with a Silvertongue
i put headphones in 20 minutes ago and forgot to play music: a novel by me
wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up
what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes
wrITE A BOOK
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification